I'm a 15 year old girl from Australia and I love to make people laugh. You look smashing today!

Hey guys, I’ve decided to stop using this tumblr account after a lot of thinking. As teenagers, our minds are still developing and everything we expose them to shapes the way that our minds grow and become in the future. I think that tumblr is showing me unintentionally things that will damage me in the future, like violence and porn. These things can be so damaging to relationships, so I’m cutting them out of my life for the sake of my relationships with the people I love and as a Christian, my relationship with God. Thanks guys :)

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

Ma I derod sa uoy era???

"   It sucks that this had to happen to you, I am so sorry but you are so, so brave and so, so strong and I know you can get through this. We can do it together, okay? I’ll be thinking of you and sending you love & prayers every day, and next time we see each other you’ll be front row at my concert. Deal?   "
Taylor Swift (to a child at hasboro children’s hospital who had previously had tickets to a show but had to cancel due to her illness.)

alliartist:

wehidebehindstars:

It really confuses me how this is a bird

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But this is also a bird

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But this is a bird, too

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and also this

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People are always talking about cats like “wtf even are cats” and “how are cats real”

but we should really be talking about birds. 

Wtf are birds?

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jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

quentintortellini:

quentintortellini:

quentintortellini:

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!

BETTER TIMING!!

Rest of the World: Kilometers
America: No
Rest of the World: Celsius
America: No
Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
America: NO
Rest of the World: day month year
America: No
Rest of the World: drives on right side of the street
America: HELL YESSSS
UK: wait